Name: Bridget Machete
Duration: P00H01M20S
Description: A song about Bridget Moschetti, a good friend of the band. She is indeed related to the great Rob Moschetti of M.O.D. She is indeed a dancer and an excellent one.

Bridget Machete

from Fuhgeddaboudit by Sonic Derp

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A song about Bridget Moschetti, a good friend of the band. She is indeed related to the great Rob Moschetti of M.O.D. She is indeed a dancer and an excellent one.

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See Bridget dance
She does it with style and grace
One of the best dancers in the universe
Yes
She's probably a better dancer than you
She's been dancing for years
I'm sure she'll beat you in a dance contest
She's a ballerina
Do you know how to dance
I don't think so
Moshing counts as dancing
I'm sure Bridget knows how to mosh
She'll destroy you in a mosh pit
Eeyup

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from Fuhgeddaboudit, released June 9, 2019
Music and lyrics by Mick Bynes.

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Sonic Derp Highland Mills, New York

Named after the Internet meme, Sonic Derp was formed by Devin Palladino (back then known as Mick Bynes) and Kevin Monahan in 2012 and lasted 6 months in 2012. The band decided to come back in 2020 and has decided to be more thrash metal than death metal. The band currently consists of Devin (vocals, guitars, drum programming), Kevin (bass) and Jorge Hernandez (live drummer). ... more

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