1. |
I'm Fat
01:58
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Nobody can eat like I do
I eat every day
So I do it better than you
I'm fat!
Nobody can drink like you do
You black out every day
You chug milk until you spew
You're fat!
Nobody's fat like us
This is the butt I touch
Fat!
Your kids can't get fatter than us
Mexican ear sex on the bus
Fat!
My friends call me Gus
Now I'll scratch my butt
This is my butt
This is my house
I won't miss
When I piss
In your mouth
Nobody can piss like I do
I miss the bowl every time
So I'll piss on you
I'm fat!
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2. |
Elbows and Milk
01:10
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Don't tell me i eat my own farts
I already know that
You can lick my elbow
I'll drink milk until i'm fat
I eat my own farts
And link elbows to get fat
Milk gets me drunk
Beer makes me fart
You make me barf
Pinky just says narf
You're fat!
You don't read books
You fuck them
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Tossed into a meat grinder
That's where you'll be
I smile as I watch you in the meat grinder
It's grinding you up real good
It looks really good
You're gonna be really delicious
Oh man you used to be so cute
But now you'll be meat for me
I can't wait to eat you
I can't wait to prepare you
I'm gonna marinate you
Oh yes it's gonna be so fun
I'm gonna love it
You're meat for me
There's nothing you'll be able to do about it
I'm a fucking sick cannibal
Yes a cannibal
You heard me
Cannibal of your nightmares
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4. |
Metal Rules the Universe
01:03
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In the middle of nowhere
Sonic and Tails are in danger
Bots surround them
Sonic assaults the bots
Tails watches, starry-eyed
More bots try to beat Sonic
Tails lifts Sonic up
Tails flies high up in the sky
Out of harm's way
Sonic and Tails go to Eggman's headquarters
At the entrance
Eggman's security bots are unleashed
They try to shoot Sonic and Tails
Sonic spin dashes and attacks
He destroys 23 bots
Sonic and Tails infiltrate Eggman's headquarters
They destroy as many bots as they can
Eggman tries to shoot them with a chain gun
He misses and Sonic jumps on Eggman
Eggman lays on the floor
He is knocked out
Sonic and Tails win
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6. |
Abortions are Very Cool
02:20
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Abortions are very cool
Look how nice they look
Beautiful dead fetus
Put the fetus in your mouth
Abortions are both fun and cool
Abortions should be free at school
My baby has a unique look
Between the pages of my scrap book
Enjoy the way placenta tastes
Excreting lovely baby paste
Got a worse case of aids than I do rabies
My junk burns and itches like if it has scabies
I like to go fishing so I don't know maybe
If drinking beer is more fun than killing babies
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Fred Phelps and his cult magically go to some other dimension
I used my Satanic magic, that's how they got there
They get molested, raped and pillaged
Unholy hordes go for the attack
The Westboro Baptist Church shall perish
Unheard of and unreal stuff happens
Fred Phelps... dead
Shirley Phelps... dead
The Westboro Baptist Church is no more
All of those cunts died
Hooray
Hooray
Hip hip hooray
Yay
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Fuck you Ghost
You fucking cunt
Fuck off
We don't need to listen to your conservative shit
You fucking old cunt
The antichrist is gonna get you!
Why haven't you died of a heart attack yet?
Howard Stern
Howard Stern
Howard Stern
You love Howard Stern
Don't ya?
Now you are stone dead forever
Yeah
Yay
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9. |
Bring Back Mr. Arcade
01:18
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Bring back Mr. Arcade
Do it now you Rockland County people who run shit
Brian Schermerhorn loved it
And so did Devin
They want it back
Bring back Mr. Arcade
It's some lamp store that no one gives a fuck about
What a load of shit
Bring back Mr. Arcade
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10. |
Sonic Rainboom of Doom
04:04
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Rainbow Dash is the fastest
She's the fastest pony in Equestria
She might be even faster than Sonic
Catch her if you can
She'll outfly a saber jet
This pony is really awesome
Sonic Rainboom of Doom
An incredible sight to see
You'll go down fast
Sonic Rainboom of Doom
Rainbow Dash is extremely colorful
Do not mess with this pegasus
You'll be sorry
She's 20% cooler than you
She'll defeat you
Sonic Rainboom of Doom
An incredible sight to see
You will go down fast
Sonic Rainboom of Doom
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11. |
Derpy Hooves
01:03
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Derpy Hooves
An adorable pony
I love her eyes
So cute
Yes she's so adorable
This song make you want to
Clop
Clop
Clop
Clop
Clop
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12. |
Spraying You With My M16
01:33
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Spraying you with my M16
How delightful is this
Spraying you with my M16
I love the sound of this machine gun
Spraying you with my M16
You should have thought twice
About messing with me
My M16 kills you violently
Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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13. |
Bridget Machete
01:20
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See Bridget dance
She does it with style and grace
One of the best dancers in the universe
Yes
She's probably a better dancer than you
She's been dancing for years
I'm sure she'll beat you in a dance contest
She's a ballerina
Do you know how to dance
I don't think so
Moshing counts as dancing
I'm sure Bridget knows how to mosh
She'll destroy you in a mosh pit
Eeyup
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14. |
Helga Pataki
00:40
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Helga Pataki
Her father is Big Bob
Helga loves Arnold
She claims to hate him
But she loves him with all her heart
She's covering up true love
Whenever she is near Arnold
How heartbreaking
Oh well
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In the middle of nowhere
Sonic and Tails are in danger
Bots surround them
Sonic assaults the bots
Tails watches, starry-eyed
More bots try to beat Sonic
Tails lifts Sonic up
Tails flies high up in the sky
Out of harm's way
Sonic and Tails go to Eggman's headquarters
At the entrance
Eggman's security bots are unleashed
They try to shoot Sonic and Tails
Sonic spin dashes and attacks
He destroys 23 bots
Sonic and Tails infiltrate Eggman's headquarters
They destroy as many bots as they can
Eggman tries to shoot them with a chain gun
He misses and Sonic jumps on Eggman
Eggman lays on the floor
He is knocked out
Sonic and Tails win
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16. |
The Illuminati
01:19
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The Illuminati is bullshit
Do not believe it
If you do
You are a real stunod
Fuck you
You're a dumb cunt for believing that shit
You cannot brainwash me
No you cannot
No means no
Motherfucker
Die!
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17. |
Ultra Apocalypse
03:30
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Extremely evil beyond all recognition
The equivalent of the antichrist appears
Destroying everything in his path
He's on a rampage
Tearing down skyscrapers
Burning people to death
Shooting people to death
He cannot be stopped
He's invincible
No force is capable of stopping him
You can't even stop him
There is no god to stop him
There is no Jesus to stop him
He's destroying this mortal coil
Time for y'all to wake up
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Is that a paper hat on his head?
Looks like a green paper boat
One thing’s for sure but goes unsaid
Peter Pan has a camel toe
Solo
He’ll never grow up
He wears stupid green tights
An army of goonies he leads into fights
A knife in his hand
Sword and gun for his foe
Feather in his hat
Distracts from his camel toe
Whoa
Where ever you go
Everyone will know
Peter Pan has a camel toe
Whoa
Where ever you go
Everyone will know
Peter Pan has a camel toe
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19. |
Hey Crusty Socks
01:16
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My socks are crusty
No matter what you say
My socks are crusty
But i wear them any way
My socks are crusty
Do you wanna know why
My socks are crusty
Because I...
I jerk off every day
I tug my junk
Hey
Crusty socks
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20. |
Smell No Evil
01:43
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Some of the things I saw were cool
Smell no evil
Some of the things I heard were cool
Smell no evil
Things I said make me seem like a fool
Smell no evil
You can shield your ears
You can shield your eyes
You can watch your tongue
You can run and hide
See no speak no hear no hate
Addicted to evil I love the taste
Some of the things I saw were cool
Smell no evil
Some of the things I heard were cool
Smell no evil
Things I said make me seem like a fool
Smell no evil
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Want pizza?
Eat at Three Boys from Italy pizza
Their pizza is so awesome
Any of their food rules
They know how to cook food
Take it from me
If you're ever in Haverstraw, New York
Eat at Three Boys From Italy
They will appreciate it
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23. |
God Does Not Exist
01:26
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This is it
I hope to get through your thick skulls
This should do the trick
If not
I gave it a try
God does not exist
That's right
You heard me loud and clear
This is the ultimate truth
God does not exist
Pass it along
Let's live in a better world without God
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24. |
I'm Fat (Demo)
03:08
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Nobody can eat like I do
I eat every day
So I do it better than you
I'm fat!
Nobody can drink like you do
You black out every day
You chug milk until you spew
You're fat!
Nobody's fat like us
This is the butt I touch
Fat!
Your kids can't get fatter than us
Mexican ear sex on the bus
Fat!
My friends call me Gus
Now I'll scratch my butt
This is my butt
This is my house
I won't miss
When I piss
In your mouth
Nobody can piss like I do
I miss the bowl every time
So I'll piss on you
I'm fat!
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25. |
Evil Enchantress
00:39
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She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
So... Watch out!
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26. |
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You have been confirmed and brainwashed
Shame on fucking you
You think this is a fucking joke?
Think again bub
This is no fucking joke
Death to conformists
Death to hypocrites
Death to anyone who opposes us
We speak the truth
Don't like it?
The truth hurts
Yeah I know
Well the truth should not hurt
The truth should not hurt
Exploit the truth
Do it with all of your might
The truth does not hurt
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27. |
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She's an evil enchantress
She does evil dances
And if you look deep in her eyes
She'll put you in trances
Then what will she do?
She'll mix up an evil brew
Then she'll gobble you up
In a big tasty stew
So... Watch out!
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You're getting high and getting head on the beach
Biggie, you rock the house
We love ya Biggie
Keep it up, dude
I know you're enjoying all the stuff you ever wanted
You're in a happier place now
Biggie, you rock the house
Biggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls
Biggie Smalls
Say Biggie Smalls three times in the mirror
Do it now
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Just the two of us
Like we both died and went to heaven
You're safe with me now
So carefree
We run and play in an open field barefoot
I give you my love
I love it when we hug and kiss
Please let this moment last forever
Our love will last for an eternity
Take one last look at reality
I begin to bite as hard as I can
Blood trickles down your neck
In my pocket
You didn't know the whole time
I take out my gun
In my hand now
With extreme confidence
Your time has come
Enough of this shit
This is fucking it
My index finger
Pulls the trigger
There's the bullet
Out of the chamber
Through the barrel
Fast as lightning
Into your head
Meticulous and cunning
Beautiful decapitation on the ground
I fuck it as hard as possible
Then I feast upon the rotting flesh
Brains are the best part
I save the brains for last
I want more and more
This is what I crave
I do it for fun
As for the rest
I dismember your body parts
Throw them away
Burn
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I'm desecrating all houses of worship
None of your gods are capable of stopping me
They are nowhere to be found
I killed them all
Thank me for killing them
Good riddance to them
It's about time
Now it's time for you think on your own
What has replaced these houses of worship you wonder
Heavy metal venues
So now might be able to listen to us live
Hip hip hooray!
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Tails is really hyper
He ate 4 snickerdoodles
He drank 3 cups of Mountain Dew
Sonic can't control him
Tails is going wild
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This is about the original hippie
We said that God does not exist
Well guess what
Jesus Christ does not exist
He was not the greatest man to ever live
Want to take this outside?
Didn't think so
Back off, ya Christian or Catholic piece of garbage
Capisce?
Good
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34. |
Trampled by Bums
02:12
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Bums come rushing in
They trample you to death
This is so funny
What a treat
Woo-ha
This is so fun to watch
You're getting trampled by bums
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I'm intolerant towards religion permanently
There's nothing you can do to stop me
You should be like me
I remember back in the day
I used to make fun of religion
It was so fun
Intolerant towards religion with my true love
It was fun while it lasted
You should do this too
Go right ahead
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36. |
Ruthless Combat
02:18
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37. |
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Bring back Mr. Arcade
Do it now you Rockland County people who run shit
Brian Schermerhorn loved it
And so did Devin
They want it back
Bring back Mr. Arcade
It's some lamp store that no one gives a fuck about
What a load of shit
Bring back Mr. Arcade
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38. |
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Derpy Hooves
An adorable pony
I love her eyes
So cute
Yes she's so adorable
This song make you want to
Clop
Clop
Clop
Clop
Clop
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Sonic Derp Highland Mills, New York
Named after the Internet meme, Sonic Derp was formed by Devin Palladino (back then known as Mick Bynes) and Kevin Monahan in 2012 and lasted 6 months in 2012. The band decided to come back in 2020 and has decided to be more thrash metal than death metal. The band currently consists of Devin (vocals, guitars, drum programming), Kevin (bass) and Jorge Hernandez (live drummer). ... more
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