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Fuhgeddaboudit

by Sonic Derp

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I'm Fat 01:58
Nobody can eat like I do I eat every day So I do it better than you I'm fat! Nobody can drink like you do You black out every day You chug milk until you spew You're fat! Nobody's fat like us This is the butt I touch Fat! Your kids can't get fatter than us Mexican ear sex on the bus Fat! My friends call me Gus Now I'll scratch my butt This is my butt This is my house I won't miss When I piss In your mouth Nobody can piss like I do I miss the bowl every time So I'll piss on you I'm fat!
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Don't tell me i eat my own farts I already know that You can lick my elbow I'll drink milk until i'm fat I eat my own farts And link elbows to get fat Milk gets me drunk Beer makes me fart You make me barf Pinky just says narf You're fat! You don't read books You fuck them
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Tossed into a meat grinder That's where you'll be I smile as I watch you in the meat grinder It's grinding you up real good It looks really good You're gonna be really delicious Oh man you used to be so cute But now you'll be meat for me I can't wait to eat you I can't wait to prepare you I'm gonna marinate you Oh yes it's gonna be so fun I'm gonna love it You're meat for me There's nothing you'll be able to do about it I'm a fucking sick cannibal Yes a cannibal You heard me Cannibal of your nightmares
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In the middle of nowhere Sonic and Tails are in danger Bots surround them Sonic assaults the bots Tails watches, starry-eyed More bots try to beat Sonic Tails lifts Sonic up Tails flies high up in the sky Out of harm's way Sonic and Tails go to Eggman's headquarters At the entrance Eggman's security bots are unleashed They try to shoot Sonic and Tails Sonic spin dashes and attacks He destroys 23 bots Sonic and Tails infiltrate Eggman's headquarters They destroy as many bots as they can Eggman tries to shoot them with a chain gun He misses and Sonic jumps on Eggman Eggman lays on the floor He is knocked out Sonic and Tails win
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Abortions are very cool Look how nice they look Beautiful dead fetus Put the fetus in your mouth Abortions are both fun and cool Abortions should be free at school My baby has a unique look Between the pages of my scrap book Enjoy the way placenta tastes Excreting lovely baby paste Got a worse case of aids than I do rabies My junk burns and itches like if it has scabies I like to go fishing so I don't know maybe If drinking beer is more fun than killing babies
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Fred Phelps and his cult magically go to some other dimension I used my Satanic magic, that's how they got there They get molested, raped and pillaged Unholy hordes go for the attack The Westboro Baptist Church shall perish Unheard of and unreal stuff happens Fred Phelps... dead Shirley Phelps... dead The Westboro Baptist Church is no more All of those cunts died Hooray Hooray Hip hip hooray Yay
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Fuck you Ghost You fucking cunt Fuck off We don't need to listen to your conservative shit You fucking old cunt The antichrist is gonna get you! Why haven't you died of a heart attack yet? Howard Stern Howard Stern Howard Stern You love Howard Stern Don't ya? Now you are stone dead forever Yeah Yay
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Bring back Mr. Arcade Do it now you Rockland County people who run shit Brian Schermerhorn loved it And so did Devin They want it back Bring back Mr. Arcade It's some lamp store that no one gives a fuck about What a load of shit Bring back Mr. Arcade
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Rainbow Dash is the fastest She's the fastest pony in Equestria She might be even faster than Sonic Catch her if you can She'll outfly a saber jet This pony is really awesome Sonic Rainboom of Doom An incredible sight to see You'll go down fast Sonic Rainboom of Doom Rainbow Dash is extremely colorful Do not mess with this pegasus You'll be sorry She's 20% cooler than you She'll defeat you Sonic Rainboom of Doom An incredible sight to see You will go down fast Sonic Rainboom of Doom
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Derpy Hooves 01:03
Derpy Hooves An adorable pony I love her eyes So cute Yes she's so adorable This song make you want to Clop Clop Clop Clop Clop
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Spraying you with my M16 How delightful is this Spraying you with my M16 I love the sound of this machine gun Spraying you with my M16 You should have thought twice About messing with me My M16 kills you violently Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
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See Bridget dance She does it with style and grace One of the best dancers in the universe Yes She's probably a better dancer than you She's been dancing for years I'm sure she'll beat you in a dance contest She's a ballerina Do you know how to dance I don't think so Moshing counts as dancing I'm sure Bridget knows how to mosh She'll destroy you in a mosh pit Eeyup
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Helga Pataki 00:40
Helga Pataki Her father is Big Bob Helga loves Arnold She claims to hate him But she loves him with all her heart She's covering up true love Whenever she is near Arnold How heartbreaking Oh well
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In the middle of nowhere Sonic and Tails are in danger Bots surround them Sonic assaults the bots Tails watches, starry-eyed More bots try to beat Sonic Tails lifts Sonic up Tails flies high up in the sky Out of harm's way Sonic and Tails go to Eggman's headquarters At the entrance Eggman's security bots are unleashed They try to shoot Sonic and Tails Sonic spin dashes and attacks He destroys 23 bots Sonic and Tails infiltrate Eggman's headquarters They destroy as many bots as they can Eggman tries to shoot them with a chain gun He misses and Sonic jumps on Eggman Eggman lays on the floor He is knocked out Sonic and Tails win
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The Illuminati is bullshit Do not believe it If you do You are a real stunod Fuck you You're a dumb cunt for believing that shit You cannot brainwash me No you cannot No means no Motherfucker Die!
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Extremely evil beyond all recognition The equivalent of the antichrist appears Destroying everything in his path He's on a rampage Tearing down skyscrapers Burning people to death Shooting people to death He cannot be stopped He's invincible No force is capable of stopping him You can't even stop him There is no god to stop him There is no Jesus to stop him He's destroying this mortal coil Time for y'all to wake up
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Is that a paper hat on his head? Looks like a green paper boat One thing’s for sure but goes unsaid Peter Pan has a camel toe Solo He’ll never grow up He wears stupid green tights An army of goonies he leads into fights A knife in his hand Sword and gun for his foe Feather in his hat Distracts from his camel toe Whoa Where ever you go Everyone will know Peter Pan has a camel toe Whoa Where ever you go Everyone will know Peter Pan has a camel toe
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My socks are crusty No matter what you say My socks are crusty But i wear them any way My socks are crusty Do you wanna know why My socks are crusty Because I... I jerk off every day I tug my junk Hey Crusty socks
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Some of the things I saw were cool Smell no evil Some of the things I heard were cool Smell no evil Things I said make me seem like a fool Smell no evil You can shield your ears You can shield your eyes You can watch your tongue You can run and hide See no speak no hear no hate Addicted to evil I love the taste Some of the things I saw were cool Smell no evil Some of the things I heard were cool Smell no evil Things I said make me seem like a fool Smell no evil
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Want pizza? Eat at Three Boys from Italy pizza Their pizza is so awesome Any of their food rules They know how to cook food Take it from me If you're ever in Haverstraw, New York Eat at Three Boys From Italy They will appreciate it
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This is it I hope to get through your thick skulls This should do the trick If not I gave it a try God does not exist That's right You heard me loud and clear This is the ultimate truth God does not exist Pass it along Let's live in a better world without God
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Nobody can eat like I do I eat every day So I do it better than you I'm fat! Nobody can drink like you do You black out every day You chug milk until you spew You're fat! Nobody's fat like us This is the butt I touch Fat! Your kids can't get fatter than us Mexican ear sex on the bus Fat! My friends call me Gus Now I'll scratch my butt This is my butt This is my house I won't miss When I piss In your mouth Nobody can piss like I do I miss the bowl every time So I'll piss on you I'm fat!
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She's an evil enchantress She does evil dances And if you look deep in her eyes She'll put you in trances Then what will she do? She'll mix up an evil brew Then she'll gobble you up In a big tasty stew So... Watch out!
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You have been confirmed and brainwashed Shame on fucking you You think this is a fucking joke? Think again bub This is no fucking joke Death to conformists Death to hypocrites Death to anyone who opposes us We speak the truth Don't like it? The truth hurts Yeah I know Well the truth should not hurt The truth should not hurt Exploit the truth Do it with all of your might The truth does not hurt
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She's an evil enchantress She does evil dances And if you look deep in her eyes She'll put you in trances Then what will she do? She'll mix up an evil brew Then she'll gobble you up In a big tasty stew So... Watch out!
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You're getting high and getting head on the beach Biggie, you rock the house We love ya Biggie Keep it up, dude I know you're enjoying all the stuff you ever wanted You're in a happier place now Biggie, you rock the house Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Biggie Smalls Say Biggie Smalls three times in the mirror Do it now
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Just the two of us Like we both died and went to heaven You're safe with me now So carefree We run and play in an open field barefoot I give you my love I love it when we hug and kiss Please let this moment last forever Our love will last for an eternity Take one last look at reality I begin to bite as hard as I can Blood trickles down your neck In my pocket You didn't know the whole time I take out my gun In my hand now With extreme confidence Your time has come Enough of this shit This is fucking it My index finger Pulls the trigger There's the bullet Out of the chamber Through the barrel Fast as lightning Into your head Meticulous and cunning Beautiful decapitation on the ground I fuck it as hard as possible Then I feast upon the rotting flesh Brains are the best part I save the brains for last I want more and more This is what I crave I do it for fun As for the rest I dismember your body parts Throw them away Burn
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I'm desecrating all houses of worship None of your gods are capable of stopping me They are nowhere to be found I killed them all Thank me for killing them Good riddance to them It's about time Now it's time for you think on your own What has replaced these houses of worship you wonder Heavy metal venues So now might be able to listen to us live Hip hip hooray!
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Tails is really hyper He ate 4 snickerdoodles He drank 3 cups of Mountain Dew Sonic can't control him Tails is going wild
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This is about the original hippie We said that God does not exist Well guess what Jesus Christ does not exist He was not the greatest man to ever live Want to take this outside? Didn't think so Back off, ya Christian or Catholic piece of garbage Capisce? Good
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Bums come rushing in They trample you to death This is so funny What a treat Woo-ha This is so fun to watch You're getting trampled by bums
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I'm intolerant towards religion permanently There's nothing you can do to stop me You should be like me I remember back in the day I used to make fun of religion It was so fun Intolerant towards religion with my true love It was fun while it lasted You should do this too Go right ahead
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Bring back Mr. Arcade Do it now you Rockland County people who run shit Brian Schermerhorn loved it And so did Devin They want it back Bring back Mr. Arcade It's some lamp store that no one gives a fuck about What a load of shit Bring back Mr. Arcade
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Derpy Hooves An adorable pony I love her eyes So cute Yes she's so adorable This song make you want to Clop Clop Clop Clop Clop

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Surprise! Various songs recorded in 2012. They were intended to be on albums, but things got convoluted over time. A good amount of the songs were on ReverbNation. This also includes a bonus track that was going to be on a demo, but the demo never materialized.

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released June 9, 2019

Produced by Sonic Derp. Devin Palladino (Mick Bynes at the time) recorded vocals, guitar and drum programming. Kevin Monahan - Bass. Igbert Baez makes a guest appearance playing guitar on Ruthless Combat.

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Sonic Derp Highland Mills, New York

Named after the Internet meme, Sonic Derp was formed by Devin Palladino (back then known as Mick Bynes) and Kevin Monahan in 2012 and lasted 6 months in 2012. The band decided to come back in 2020 and has decided to be more thrash metal than death metal. The band currently consists of Devin (vocals, guitars, drum programming), Kevin (bass) and Jorge Hernandez (live drummer). ... more

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